I'm Off

See you in two weeks!
I hope to come back relaxed and ready to bitch.
Happy Easter to you all!

John Mayer Still Searching

I know, I know. More John Mayer? Well he's been spouting his mouth off lately. Even more than usual. He can't help himself. And I can't stop myself from reading it.

"I think about my wife all the time," says Mayer. "I kind of obsess on it, and what I want to find is a person who can speak those kinds of magic words. I mean 'No complaints' is a great way to live. Also, I want a woman who doesn't hear 'How are you?' as 'I would like you to come up with something dramatic now that will allow me to sit in front of you and give you more attention than I would have if you had just said 'No complaints.' When I find the person I can relate to on that level and who is also a pinup and who also says 'Can I please take pictures of your ass?' then I am going to get married to her. That I can promise you."

"My fear," he says, "is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say, 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.' And she says that because of something in my past. I mean, I know how to be a celebrity. I know how to be a guy on the street. I know how to roll with the punches. I know how to do the whole thing. And my past is actually pretty sterling. But when I think about my wife, I worry. I worry about what she thinks when she reads about me in US Weekly. It's all vapor, nothing, ether. But I worry about it. I worry about what she thinks."

Now We're Talking

Keep those celebutards off our roads!

Sean 'Diddy' Combs and Ciroc Vodka are partnering, so that they can be sure partygoer's are ripping it up responsibly. They will be launching an all night car service for all the drugged and drunk celebs that are wreaking havoc on the streets of LA and New York. His number one goal? "Make sure no one gets arrested!"

They are hoping to get a fleet of cars on the streets in the next few weeks.

Oh man, these drivers are going to be busy.

Not The Hottest Model On The Runway

She may be the luckiest, but she's definitely not the most attractive.

Sarah Larson, George Clooney's girlfriend, strutted her stuff modeling revealing swimsuits on the Ashley Paige runway at L.A. Fashion Week. A rep for Ashley Paige tells PEOPLE, “She was our special guest model, and yes she was booked as a model two days before the show. Of course we knew it would be press-worthy, but more importantly she’s a fan of the label and she was a perfect fit for the show. She was a total delight to work with and she was professional. Just like any other model.”

She Said It

“When you’re 16, you think 28 is so old!
And then you get to 28 and it’s fabulous.

You think, then, what about 42? Ugh! And then 42 is great.
As you reach each age, you gain the understanding and
experience you need to deal with it and enjoy it.”

~ Helen Mirren

Happy Friday!

BBC Vs. Scientology

I found this fascinating..... Xenu tv. The blue screen edits are annoying but still worth the watch to me anyway. Tommy Davis is so Tom Cruise from Jerry Maguire it's ridiculous.

I'm Mean Really, Who Doesn't?

John Mayer says he has a supply of anti-anxiety drug Xanax with him at all times to combat any downward spirals. "There are these incidental kinds of loopholes in my brain, where the wires can cross for a second and the hard drive crashes," he tells Best Life, adding that his first "anxiety bender" occurred when he was in his 20s. "You can create dark neighborhoods in your mind as easily as you can create rural wonderlands."

source - PageSix

Public PDA With Reese & Jake

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon at the Farmer's Market in the Palisades this weekend.

Oh Clay

Trying to send us subliminal messages again.

Here's Clay Aiken, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Kelly, backstage at Spamalot in New York last night.

Guess Who? REVEALED!

I WIN! I WIN! Finally! It's been awhile since I fooled you all.
Well all 3 who guessed anyway.

It's that dancing fishlip lady.

Lisa Rinna picking up her drycleaning in Brentwood.

Excuses Excuses

I know, I know. I keep saying I'll post and I don't. Truth is, I'm running around like crazy to get ready for a trip to Maui. We leave this weekend. From now until the beginning of April, posting is going to be scarce. Forgive? Please check back and I promise, if nothing else, you'll see me back here the first week of April.

All I've got for you at this time, is this 1976 live perfomance from Boney M performing Daddy Cool. Truly a fat track and the dance moves are killer. People just don't go off like this anymore. Time to take notes People.

And now for something completely different...... an old fave.....

I wish he used the other F word at the end.

This Clip Is Magic

Need to make a home movie but just don't have the tools? Have I got the tools for you! Meet Fred and Sharon, movie editor extraordinares. This is no joke. Have a wedding to plan? How about a Bar Mitzvah? No problem. Fred and Shar will make it look spectacular for you to enjoy over and over again.

The lake at the end, the Ogopogo and the phone number tell me, these two are from the Okanagan. That's the interior of B.C., for those who don't know. Fellow British Columbians. I knew I had to have something in common with these two.

A big thanks to DListed for picking up this clip today. It is true gold.

Out. Of. Hand.

Check out the pair of kicks Posh wore, picking up her son from a playdate yesterday. Those are 7 inchers! Those shoes would give the average girl a nose bleed. Not Posh. She is something else. God I love her.

Guess Who?

This is all I got for you right now. Sorry.

Happy Friday!

Sorry guys.... got my computer back but now everyone but me in the house is sick. I'm trying to stay away. Hope to post some tonight or this afternoon.

CLIP Of The Week

Guess Who? Revealed!

Those eyes belong to 90210 alum, Luke Perry.

Congrats to Anon #1 !

She Said It

“The perceived idea is that… we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. Once Jen saw the writing on the wall, she dumped Brad. She took a cold, hard look at her marriage and realized… she and Brad had vastly different personal agendas and feelings about love, career and having a family.”

~ Sheryl Crow
on her BFF Jennifer Aniston and her break from Lance Armstrong

Ok Fine, We See It

Nicole Kidman wants us to be clear. She does indeed have a baby bump. The baby is real. Got it?

I'm still a skeptic.

pic - tmz

We Have A Computer Down!

I'm going to take my computer in to get a little clean-up. It's been running painfully slow. I've been promised to only be without it for 24 hours tops. I'll be taking it by noon on Monday, so hope to see you all on Tuesday aft.

This wonderful shot of Paris Hilton smiling at the paps with lipstick on her teeth brings me such joy. Happy Monday everyone!

Peddling In Miami

Kate Hudson was unsuspectingly caught by the paps on a latte-fused bike ride in Miami today.




pics - celebutopia

Prince Harry - Hot Or Not?

I say, "Give me some ginger!"

10 years ago, Prince Harry's big brother Will was the cute one. Now poor Will has his fathers' hairline, and Harry is the hotness.

Prince Harry, expressing his disappointment for being deployed from Afghanistan when the media 'outed' him this week -

"I enjoyed being out there, every element had something different about it but actually being out in the middle of nowhere, with the stars out, is just a fantastic place to be," he says. "It's hard to actually bring yourself back to reality and say, 'No I could actually get shot at any point' just because the area itself was so nice."

It's Here, I Can Feel It

I post this clip every year when I feel Spring a comin'.