“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, saying it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”
~ Adam Levine of Maroon 5
on sex with tennis star Maria Sharapova
~ Adam Levine of Maroon 5
on sex with tennis star Maria Sharapova
6 comments:
What a sleaze he is. I hate men who kiss and tell. Just so low-life of him....
He's SO hot!
He probably thinks he's being really witty, but he just comes across as a humongous sleazebag.
What a dick!
He is so NOT hot!
Back to the tool shed for this one.
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