He Said It

“I have very little patience with all that stuff. It’s pretty crazy. It’s like, ‘Why don’t you go to the Prada tent or the Adidas tent?’ And you’re like, ‘Is this the free shoes for the rich program?’. I don’t understand. Why are all these people lining up? You made $20 million last year!”

~ Ryan Reynolds
uber hottie on celebrities looking for sh!tloads of swag

Happy Friday!

He Said It

"When it comes to getting dressed, men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes. At any rate, we are merely accessories. You never want people to notice your accessories. When you walk into a room, heads should turn. The desired effect is for everyone to say or think that you look beautiful. Your entire ensemble should be so captivating, so cohesive, that one particular thing can't be singled out. It supports you; you don't support it. In this same way, your man should not upstage you. He is there to highlight you. Make sure the look isn't too matchy-matchy; you don't want to seem like you planned it all out. Your best bet is to match the man gear to that great new Balenciaga bag that you're planning to carry. If your bag works with your outfit, so will he. Always make sure that your jewellery is in sync and that he is not more or less dressed up than you are."

~ Ashton Kutcher

Ah Brit, I Think You Forgot Something....

Your brain!

Is That Legal?

Posh and her son hopped in her Bentley and tried to elude the paparazzi in Brentwood yesterday. Seems that the little one is doing a good job avoiding the photo op. I don't think he's big enough to ride in the front monogrammed seat yet though, is he? Am I right?

CLIP Of The Week

thanks mikka

What A Genius!

Britney Spears, while being investigated for child abuse, was snapped hacking a butt, 6 inches from her sons face. All the while getting some 'fresh' air, out by her swimming pool yesterday. Epitome of trash.

Owen Wilson - What. The. Hell?

I know, I know. My dear Owen is all over the press and I haven't been around to post about it.

According to CNN, Owen Wilson is being hospitalized for 'undisclosed injuries'. According to The Enquirer, Owen tried to off himself over the weekend and was discovered by a family member (brother Luke), with slashed wrists and an empty bottle of pills. What the??

Can it possibly be true??

Perez says it's a cocaine overdose. Whatever is going on, it's shocking to say the least.

Owen issued a statement today asking for privacy during this difficult time, so that he can heal.

Maybe he just drank too much and had to have his stomach pumped? Let's hope.

Update: More than one source is confirming that it was indeed a suicide attempt. BIZARRE!

Stay tuned.

Sorry I haven't been posting over the weekend or the past couple days. This is a week full of baby doctor checkups and a ton of other crap I need to get done now that I'm finally feeling better. I'll be back when I can.

Guess Who?

Guess who had a surfing lesson in Maui yesterday?

Happy Friday!

She's In! She's Out! 82 Minutes In The Clink!

official mug shot from today

Nicole Richie snuck into jail today to serve her sentence for DUI. Well played considering all the media's attention was on the Lohan booking earlier today.

A pregnant Nicole was booked at the Lynwood Jail, where Paris did her time, at 3:15 this afternoon. Great move by her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley. While all the attention was focused on Lindsay, no one was watching Nicole.

Nicole was sentenced to four days in the pokey for driving the wrong way on an L.A. freeway while under the influence. She was given credit for 1 day because she was in the slammer for 6 hours after her arrest.

Faster than you can down a six pack of sugar-free Red Bull and pop a couple Vicodin - Nicole is out of jail!

According to the official website of the L.A. Sheriff's Dept., Richie checked in at 3:15 PM and was released at 4:37 PM. She was assigned to a cell for only 35 minutes!

source - tmz

Guess Who?

No photo reveal here..... Just take a guess.

Lindsay Admits She's An Addict

Lindsay Lohan issued the following statement to TMZ:

"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.

Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.
hope so."

I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so."



Just remember kids.....

Katie & Her Mini-Me

Katie Holmes and daughter Suri hit the shops in Paris yesterday. Looks like they're having a good time spending some of Daddy's money. And so they should.

You'll notice that Suri is never without that pink blanky of hers. Every time she's photographed, it's there.

pics source

Gisele To The MAX

Gisele is on fire in the pages and on the cover of Germany's Max Magazine.

Hot. Hot.


Meanwhile, her boyfriend, hunky quarterback Tom Brady became a father yesterday. He and ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan became the proud parents of a bouncing baby boy.


pics source

Blohan WILL Do Time

Lindsay Lohan just struck a deal by pleading no contest to two counts of DUI (driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher). By law, Lohan becomes a second offender (with two DUIs) and must serve a minimum of four days in jail.

Lohan also pleaded no contest to two counts of being under the influence of a controlled substance (two separate incidents) and reckless driving -- all misdemeanors.

The judge just said Lohan will serve 36 months probation and attend an alcohol education program for 18 months for the first DUI.

As for the controlled substance plea, Lohan was ordered not to use controlled substances. She's also required to enroll in a drug program. She's also required to stay for an unspecified amount of time at the Utah facility where she's currently in rehab.

As for the second DUI plea, she was ordered to serve four days-- 96 hours-- in jail. The judge cut that in half at the end of the hearing, sending her to jail for 48 hours. He then gave her credit for one day in jail, for time already served on the day of her arrest. She must serve the remaining 24 hours by January 18.

Lohan must also perform 10 days of community service.

Lohan was also ordered "not to associate with people with controlled substances."

On January 18, Lohan must also show she's successfully completed rehab.

It's complicated folks...but in the end, Lohan was given 96 hours -- the minimum sentence for second DUI offenders -- and she was given credit for one day.

source - TMZ

Still On

Jessica Alba and supposed ex-boyfriend, Cash Warren were caught on the beach Wednesday in the Palisades. Looks like they are back on - if they really ever quit.

Guess Who? Revealed!

LA was first to get this one right. Congrats my friend.

It's Cameron Diaz on the set of her new movie in New York.
Nice legs. Hideous shoes.

CLIP Of The Week

Looking forward to this. One of my all-time favourite movies is Rushmore, another by director Wes Anderson. The Darjeeling Limited stars Owen Wilson, Adrian Brody and Jason Schwartzman.

And Another Baby Bump

Christina Aguilera is no longer hiding her expanding waistline.

Katherine Heigl - Doing The Coke & Smoke

Katherine Heigl was snapped while shopping in Santa Monica
late last week. She looks great.

Love me some Coke. It's a vice I just can't quit. Coke in a can - yum. Quit the cigarette thing in my late teens/early twenties and moved onto a different type of smoke when I get the urge. Much more fun, much less stinky.

Boobs Belly Hips - Oh My

Nicole Richie kept a low profile until she announced she was indeed knocked up. Now she struts around, working the maternity clothes like no one else can. Pregnancy suits her.

Fergie's High - Wasted

Fugalicious Fergie struts out in Hollywood yesterday.

He Said It

"My biggest inspiration and biggest competition is Justin Timberlake. He's the only other person that gets an across-the-board response and respect level - black radio, white radio. If Justin hadn't come out and killed the game, I can't say that my album, singles and videos would be on the same level that they're on. We push each other. I look at me and Justin like Prince and Michael Jackson in their day."

~ Kanye West

Please Don't

Janice Dickinson threatens to go naked to protect the animals, but who is going to protect us?

Kate & Dax: A Step Down?

In just a month, Kate Hudson has gone from dating Owen Wilson (which I loved) to dating this guy, Dax Shepard. They seem to be serious as he's already been photographed several times with her son Ryder, something Owen was never photographed doing. What do you think of this pairing?

Guess Who?

He Said It

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, saying it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

~ Adam Levine of Maroon 5
on sex with tennis star Maria Sharapova

Working Hard For The Money

Workaholic Ryan Seacrest has been named as host of this year's Emmy Awards. The Awards show is scheduled to air on September 16. It marks the first time in memory that an established comic was not selected to host the ceremonies. Only last week it was announced that Seacrest had also been named to host next year's Super Bowl pre-game and half-time shows. Not too mention his LA morning radio show and his hosting duties on American Idol. This dude likes to keep busy.

source

Sean Penn - Still Hot?

The elusive 47 year old Penn was spotted having a beer on a Malibu beach Sunday.

pic - tmz

Bazooka!

Salma Hayak brings new meaning to pregnant. How many has she got in there? Her breasts could feed an army.


As for me, I hope you understand that I'm still adjusting to life with a newborn who needs me every freakin' second. The free time I've been getting is usually spent staring zombified into space. I'm just not feeling the gossip. I promise to do at least a post or two every couple days until I get back on my feet. I appreciate your understanding and you coming back to check on me.......

pic - tmz

I'm Coming Clean

Since the haircut, John Mayer does it for me. I can't place it - but it happens. Here he is leaving Stereo nightclub in New York on Saturday night with comedian, Sherrod Small.

It's a whole new level of hot. Not to mention that it appears he likes to shop. Swoon.

Posh Posts - And It's MAJOR!

Victoria Beckham has settled into her new California lifestyle rather nicely. She's got her new house unpacked, getting the kiddies ready for school in the US, and she's planning new styles for her DVB denim collection. She posted on her blog today......

It's all go!

Hi everybody

Hope you are all well? Well we have finally unpacked our boxes and I am loving our new house - it is totally major! Just adding some of the finishing touches to it actually and then it really will feel like home. On top of that the weather here has been amazing too so we are all a happy bunch. The boys are really looking forward to starting their new school so we've got to make sure they are all kitted out with new schoolbags and pencil cases - you remember what it's like going back to school, you've got to have a new EVERYTHING!

David and myself attended a launch last week in Bel Air (very swish) for the launch of our latest fragrance Intimately Beckham, we met lots of people there and I thought it went really well.
On top of that I have been busy having a good look around LA, checking out the restaurants and the beauty parlours - well you never know when you might need a facial!

I'm also just starting work on my new dVb denim collection - I'm really excited about starting the next project - it's going to be totally major so keep your eyes open for that.

Catch up with you all again very soon

Love

Victoria
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She Said It

“I’ve lost a lot of weight, and I have done it through being quite disciplined… Some people think it’s about weight loss, but it’s about detoxing. I hate reading magazines where the actresses are saying ‘Broccoli and fish, broccoli and fish.’ You liars. You bulimic liars.”

~ Courtney Love
in an interview in the September issue of Harper's Bazaar

I'd Be Pissed Too If All I Could Eat Was Jenny Craig Food

pic - TMZ

RIP Merv Griffin

Merv Griffin, the entertainer turned impresario who parlayed his "Jeopardy" and "Wheel of Fortune" game shows into a multimillion-dollar empire, has died. He was 82.

Merv Griffin peforms "Isn't It Romantic" at a Beverly Hills gala in May.

Griffin died of prostate cancer, according to a statement from his family that was released by Marcia Newberger, spokeswoman for The Griffin Group/Merv Griffin Entertainment.

From his beginning as a $100-a-week San Francisco, California, radio singer, Griffin moved on as vocalist for Freddy Martin's band, sometime film actor and TV game and talk show host. His "The Merv Griffin Show" lasted more than 20 years, and Griffin said his capacity to listen contributed to his success.

"If the host is sitting there thinking about his next joke, he isn't listening," Griffin reasoned in a recent interview.

Just last week, Merv had been planning on going on vacation but ended up in the hospital after a routine check-up. "I was about to go on vacation, but this isn't the kind I had in mind."

source - cnn