Monday, May 28, 2007

Stains? What Stains?


Britney Spears doesn't let a few little Slurpee stains on dress keep her away from getting her spray tan on. That girl needs a bib. She should take a page from my book...... If I have to eat or do something while driving that has the potential of making me messy, I put an old baby blanket on my lap. May look strange to the trucker beside me, but let me tell you, it keeps me warm when I have the roof open and has saved me from many a latte stain.

2 comments:

OldWiseOne said...

I'd chalk it up to "kids" but she'd actually have to spend time with them in order to get their grubby fingerprints on her clothes.

Anonymous said...

She's just a pig. End of story.