Posh Wants To Borrow JLo's Butt

Victoria Beckham is in the process of designing another style of jeans for her fashion empire and wants to use Jennifer Lopez's ample helping.

A source told the Mirror: "Jen thinks Posh is incredibly stylish and has asked for some tips, but they've got different body shapes and she was concerned that things that look amazing on Posh wouldn't suit her at all."

JLo is apparently flattered that Posh wants to use her ass as a tester. When the pair met up to party during The Oscars after-parties, Jen asked if Victoria's jeans would look good on someone with an actual butt. Victoria turned around and asked if she would test out her latest designs and give her opinion. The two have been in close contact ever since.

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Halle Was Smokin' The Wrong Stuff Obviously

Halle Berry insists she has never tried anything stronger than marijuana, and blasts celebrities who take hard drugs.

She says, "People in this business use cocaine and crack, but I never wanted to put that in my body. Why would I? I tried pot when I was 18 or 19, but it just made me scared to leave the house."

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EXPECTING!

Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Borat) and his cutie fiance, Isla Fisher are expecting a baby.

A source is quoted by Britain’s Daily Star newspaper as saying: “Isla called everyone to a toast and gushed, ‘We have got good news. I am pregnant.’

Congrats to the happy couple.

She Said It

"I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of 40."

~ Madonna

Ya. She is so sensible now that she'll be 50 next year.
I'm so tired of looking at Madge and her vag.

Courtney Love Has Figured Out A Way For Us To Not Comment On Her Face

She says she lost 44 lbs by following a macrobiotic diet. As if! Could of been the Rachel Zoe diet. She was snapped over the weekend parading her new bod on the beaches of Hawaii. My eyes!

Her stomach makes Tara Reid's look flawless.

Kate & Owen - No Longer Hiding

And dammit, why should they?

I'm heading to Palm Desert until April 1st, where all there is to do is either sit in the sun or go shopping. Bliss! Blogging to be back in action on either the 2nd or 3rd. Please don't forget me and have a great end of the month. Hope to see you all here in a couple weeks.

Here's a little taste of where I'll be hanging. Took these pics last year. Too bad I'm super preggers and won't be feeling so hot at the pool. No fruity bevy's by the pool either. Sigh.

LInds Does GQ

Lindsay Lohan is the April covergirl for GQ's "Love, Sex & Madness" issue.

JT In Details -

Justin Timberlake is the April issue of Details cover-boy. Hits the stands on March 27th.

On the tabloids: "I despise what they do. They create soap operas out of people's lives. [Cameron and I] had our thing, and it's over. They edit that stuff like MTV edits reality shows. It's a spin game, and I choose not to take part in it."

On being considered the New King of Pop: "I tried so hard to be an R&B artist [with first solo album Justified] and it was the pop album of the year, and I was like, 'Fuck. That's the last thing I wanted but I was like, 'So everyone considers me a pop artist? Well, fuck it. I'm going to do whatever I want to do."

On surviving the boy-band apocalypse and becoming a man: "I could give you a bunch of analogies about why I'm still around that would sound like hippie self-help bullshit. 'I saw an opportunity and I took it?' Fuck you. Sure, there's a lot of luck involved. But on some level I have to believe in my ability. And I'm not apologizing to anyone. I worked fucking hard to get here."

On being used by the Grammys for ratings: "I'm the nice guy who follows through on the things he commits to. But I don't know if I'll be going through that sort of thing again. I feel like the Grammys used me for ratings. And look at it-they were up 18 percent."

Thanks Julia!

THAT Was Then

THIS Is Now.

Guess Who REVEALED!

Anon was first to guess and first to be right - it's Kate Bosworth. Looks like she gained a couple pounds and could still stand to gain more.

Runner-up was Prunella's Cousin Edith the Poetess. Congrats to you both and thanks Pru's Cousin Edith for the poem.

Guess Who?

Angelina Sorry For Attention

Angelina Jolie faced a flurry of photographers and reporters yesterday when picked up the three-and-a-half-year-old orphan yesterday.

"Photographs and press coverage will make him upset," Jolie told a Ho Chi Minh City newspaper. "I'm very worried about that. I would like to say I'm sorry for bringing this into Pax's life... I will stay at home to help Pax adjust to his new life," "I have four children and caring for them is the most important thing for me at the moment. I am very proud and happy to be their mother." As to people who have questioned the actress's decision to adopt again, Jolie said, "Everyone would agree that children need to have a family. I have the ability to help children fulfill that desire. Why should I say no?"

(Check out the dude totally getting wood. )

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Rachel Zoe = Delusional

“I’ve never touched a drug in my life. Until recently, I didn’t even know what crystal meth was. And I haven’t known the name of a diet drug since Dexatrim in the ’80s. The only person I’ve told to lose weight is my mom.” ~ Rachel Zoe

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THEY Said It

"I've slept with too many women, done too many drugs and been to too many parties. I loved acid when I was at college. It was an escape. I liked mushrooms. They were like easy acid. I did like blow…Blow would dress you up for a party, but never take you there. You’re always like, This is going to be great! Then you’re just depressed.”
-- George Clooney, in 1997

“I hate heroin because I’ve been fascinated by it. I’m not immune, but I won’t do it now, at all.”
-- Angelina Jolie, in 1998

“My mind seemed to have a huge neon sign in it that blinked nonstop: COKE. GET COKE. So I did. It was great for dieting, partying and picking up my mood.”
-- Drew Barrymore (who had gone through rehab twice by age 13), in 1996

"I ended up on a shrink's couch, and he told me to write down how much I did in a week: 20 E's, 4 grams of coke, six of speed, half an ounce of hash, three bottles of Jack Daniel's, 12 bottles of red wine, 60 pints."
-- Colin Farrell, in 2003

“If someone wants to do drugs…as long as he or she isn’t corrupting minors or driving under the influence or endangering others, shouldn’t a person have that right?”
-- Brad Pitt, in 2006

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The People's Court Challenge

The Judge wins.

Is Demi Or Isn't Demi?

Extra TV.com is reporting that good ol' Ashton Kutcher may of knocked up his wife, Demi Moore.

“Extra” spotted Demi Moore on Friday, hiding her face from the paparazzi as she left Sharon Stone’s birthday party at The Ivy.

But that may not be all she’s hiding, as all new pregnancy rumors swirl after a recently published report claims Demi and Ashton are expecting!

On Monday, Demi's rep told "Extra," "If or when Demi is pregnant- she and her husband will decide if that extremely private information should be made public. In the meantime, you should assume she is not."

These pics were taken while Demi attempted to leave The Ivy.

She Said It

"I've never had so much bulls--- written about me in my entire career, 21 years in this business. Nobody, [including] my friends and my family, has seen me drinking, partying...EVER. I'm the squarest dork there is. I've worked my ass off my whole career. I challenge anybody, go look at any picture [of me] in my entire life and see if I'm [pretends to stumble] or even holding a drink. Maybe somewhere I'm making a toast, but I've never been drunk in my whole life. I don't do recreational drugs. I have the hardest job — mid-sentence I have to think of what I'm going to say, [and] sometimes I have to talk fast because I don't want to be edited. I have to think about what I'm going to say because I might not particularly care for [a contestant's] performance. How [can I express this] so they leave with a little bit of dignity and grace?" ~ Paula Abdul

I don't think anyone on tv can make me laugh like Paula Abdul can these days. I mean, she's NOT even trying and I'm in hysterics.

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Haute Gossip UPDATE

It's moving week for me. I'm moving this Friday, so I'm swamped.

Posts will be next to none, until I've settled, BUT THEN the following Thursday I'm off to Palm Desert for 10 days. Needless to say, Haute Gossip won't be back in FULL EFFECT until the first week of April.

I promise you, when I'm back, I'm back with a vengeance.

Ever Tried Smart Water?

Looks like Jennifer Aniston is a fan. Seen here leaving her New York hotel room this week using a Smart Water bottle to block the paps. Whenever I'm in the US, I buy this stuff. It is the best tasting bottled water out there plus it's packed full of electrolytes, so, like Gatorade, it gives you a little boost, keeps you hydrated, and it seems to keep my hunger pains at bay.