Getting Hot Poolside

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are now living together and things still look like they're hot and heavy. Here the couple are enjoying the pool at Atlantis in the Bahamas on the weekend.

photos - celebutopia

Guess Who? Revealed!

Anon's right - it's Davey Jones, the cute Monkee.

He Said It

"If I had a thousand d**ks I wouldn't stick one inside Britney Spears."

~ Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Watch Yourself

Keep an eye out for these haute little watches. These timepieces from Bobby H Bobby have a sporty look but still manage to look polished. The bands are made from a weightless, see-through acrylic. Available in 3 styles and in a ton of colours. I'm partial to the white one from the Clear Series $150 Cdn. Creators, siblings Robert and Leigh Herzig of Toronto, will donate $5 from every watch sold to help people affected by the crisis in Darfur. They have a great website too - check it out - BobbyHBobbyYou can order by phone or online - we all know how I love to shop........

Meet The Tylers

The Tylers were in the Bahamas at Atlantis to celebrate the opening of Cove this weekend. Steven and his two daughters, Liv and Chelsea.

Just like Liv, Chelsea is a total knock-out.

Movie Bombed But Still A Day In The Sun

Lindsay Lohan's latest film, Georgia Rule tanked this opening weekend, bringing in a meager 5.9 million. That didn't stop Linds from enjoying the beach in the Bahamas with a few pals and new beau, Callum Best this weekend.

Just Asking

Page Six offers up three juicy blind items this week. You guess, I guess.....

WHICH buffed-out Hollywood star - who loves showing off his bulging muscles - wishes he were a little more bulging in another department? According to people who've seen him naked, he's overcompensating with muscles he can make bigger . . .

WHICH actor - married with child - and known to have been gay during his years on stage - showed up at the premiere of his film at the Tribeca Film Festival with a boy described by onlookers as a lookalike? . . .

WHICH grizzled action hero has been consuming so much alcohol and cocaine it's affecting his work? He can't remember his lines, and then loses his temper.

She Said It

“I had the nickname Bugsy, for Bugs Bunny, because I had buck teeth. I still have buck teeth, but then I was only like 70 pounds, so they really stood out. I never got braces because I am OK with my imperfections. In fact, I like to accentuate my buck teeth when I smile. I just have a big old smile. I never cover my mouth.”

~ Eva Mendes

Guess Who?

Ethan Hawke - Ummm Ew

Not Silicone, Just The Cutlets

Speculation has been swirling for months that Paris did indeed get a boob job. She has been seen around town with visibly larger breasts, but the celebutard claims that her ample cleavage is all thanks to an impressive push-up bra and those good ol' chicken cutlets.

Paris insists she would never undergo breast augmentation because it looks "cheesy".

"When I was a teenager I really wanted a boob job. But when I turned 17, I thought 'Ewww, it's so cheesy! I'd never do that.' And now I'd be too scared. I hate needles and even think about things like that. Boob jobs look so bad - they just make you look like a stripper."

Paris revealed it was her father who put her off the idea of getting breast implants.

"Years ago, I asked my dad for a boob job and he said it would cheapen my image."

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Wow. I never thought I'd see the day that I actually agree with Paris Hilton about something. Boob jobs do cheapen the image - only Paris' image couldn't get any cheaper......

Harry Potter - After The Series

The May 21, 2007 edition of Time Magazine offers some possible sequels for the Harry Potter series, following JK Rowling's final edition.......... A couple of these are genius.

source - ONTD

Vaughn Possibly Turning UFO Test Station Into Bar

Vince Vaughn is looking to buy one of the Church of Scientology's former Hollywood headquarters and set up his production office and a bar there. He has made a 5.6 million dollar offer to buy the property the Scientologists once shared with a real estate broker on Hollywood Boulevard. According to insiders, Vaughn plans to set up offices on the top floor, while becoming Los Angeles' latest celebrity bar owner by turning the downstairs area into a stylish bar. That's money baby.

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Orange You Glad You Didn't Say Banana

Christina Aguilera looks like she just bathed in carrot juice.
Jessica, Christina and Lindsay need a new look, this one isn't working.

She Said It

"I just like to bitch. I'm the kind of person,
you invite me on a private jet,
and I'm not thankful.
I go, 'How do they not have a cappuccino maker?'"

~ Leah Remini

Hatched!

Jaime Pressly and her deejay fiancé, Eric Cubiche, welcomed a baby boy, Dezi James, on Friday, her rep tells PEOPLE. Baby was born at 7:31 a.m. in Los Angeles and weighed 6 lbs. 4 oz.


Above is a shot of Jaime from just two days ago. She looks even smaller than me and I still have over two months to go. I am seriously looking more like Salma Hayek - HUGE.

Happy Mother's Day To Sheryl Crow

Sheryl Crow announced on her website today that she has adopted a son. It is the first child for the new 'single mom'.

Announcing.....

Hey Everybody, I am so excited to share with you guys that I've adopted a little boy ..he was born 2 weeks ago.

His name is Wyatt (after my dad) Steven (after my little brother and Scooter) and we are enjoying some very private family time. Just wanted you to be the first to know.

Lots of love,

Sheryl.

For Someone Who Spends So Much Time Shopping...

Surely she could buy something less ridiculous at least half the time? Britney wore this get-up while shopping yesterday. Just goes to show you money doesn't buy you taste - something even more apparent these days.

Happy Friday!

Have a great day everyone!

I'm off to the dentist this a.m. so will post this afternoon.

Jane Fonda Wants To Sex You Up

Jane Fonda has her mind set on making an erotic film. The 70 year old actress wants to prove that elderly couples still have active and fulfilling sex lives.

She says, "They're not knocking down the doors of someone almost 70 in Hollywood. I want to make an erotic movie about a woman over 70. There's this cultural vacuum that, when you hit a certain age, you're not sexual anymore. The contrary is true. We'll see if I can do it. Got to get it written first. I've already mapped out the love scene."

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