Guess Who? Revealed!

Justine was first to spot the cellulite. It's Mischa Barton and her long and lean legs. Congrats Justine.

Who Wants To Work For Diddy?

Here's your chance. Sean Combs is looking for a Personal Assistant. Someone to be on-call 24/7 and basically do anything and everything "The Chairman" needs. Here's the job description from the posting in The NY Times, and you can click here to see the requirements. Does this sound like something you can master?

Prominent busy Chairman of an entertainment giant is seeking a top-notch experienced polished Personal Assistant to coordinate the Chairman’s business, social and personal affairs. This role involves handling business and personal tasks at the Chairman’s office and multiple homes (NY, FL & GA). Serve as a personal liaison between the Chairman and his family. It is imperative that the Assistant has the sophistication to communicate effectively with people at all levels of management and handle highly confidential matters. Due to the Chairman’s extremely busy schedule, the Assistant needs to be accessible on weekends and evenings to handle ongoing activities.

Happy Birthday Kid!

Jack Nicholson turns 70 today.

Guess Who?

This is an easy one. Those legs should be a dead giveaway.

Hella Wrong!

Jennifer Lopez stepped out of the Mandarin Orient Hotel in London yesterday in these hideously fringy sparkly pants. Is his fugliness finally starting to rub off? The horror.

Seriously?

Erik Estrada received his very own star on the Walk Of Fame yesterday.

Quote Of The Week

"The addiction to the idea of 'perfection' has infested my life
in the past and I'm over it."

~ Courtney Love

Baggy Jeans. Wide Legs. You In?

The rebel against the skinny jean is here and it's not going to stop. Wide-legged denim is popping up all over Hollywood.

This issue of Life&Style Weekly gives us their picks for the hottest styles on the racks. What do you think? Can you see yourself in a pair?

They definitely make Penelope Cruz look taller, but Katie's look ridiculous. And ladies, it would be nice to see a little bit of foot non? Gwynnie has it right with a pair of Havianas.

It's 4/20 And You Know What That Means......

Have a great Friday! Enjoy the weekend.

Brit's Father Won't Back Her Up

Britney Spears father, Jamie, says she has no one to blame but herself if her career is toast.

In a statement to Page Six yesterday, Jamie sticks up for Britney's manager Larry Rudolph - who was fired by Britney last Friday, as we first reported.

Britney was furious with Rudolph for forcing her into the Promises rehab clinic in February after she went out almost every night for a month, posed for photos in her underwear with New York dancers and shaved her head.

Jamie Spears told us in an e-mail: "When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life.

"The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter's statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. For this, we will forever be grateful to him."

Britney told us via her rep, "I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It's sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman's love. I am concentrating on my work and my life right now."

A pal of Britney said the pop tart "had no drugs in her system when she was admitted to Promises - they [tested her] and there was nothing. She was embarrassed she had to go in there when she knew she was suffering from postpartum depression, not a drug or alcohol problem."

Owen & Kate - No More Hiding

Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson enjoyed a walk through Greenwich Village on Kate's 28th birthday yesterday.

photo - People

Happy Friday!

Guess Who? Revealed!

JJ wins this round. This butt belongs to Halle Berry. Her and boyfriend, Gabriel Aubrey were snapped this week at LAX.

Paris Is This Close To Jailbait

Paris Hilton was ordered Tuesday to appear in court May 4 for allegedly violating her probation in a reckless driving case by driving with a suspended driver’s license.

City prosecutors are seeking to revoke Hilton’s probation on grounds that she violated its conditions, which could result in a sentence of up to 90 days in jail.

In January, Hilton pleaded no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving stemming from a Sept. 7 arrest in Hollywood and was sentenced to 36 months’ probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

On Feb. 28, she was ticketed for misdemeanor driving with a suspended license after her car was pulled over on Sunset Boulevard. Police said they saw her car speeding with its headlights off.

Hilton, 26, wasn’t present for Tuesday’s hearing before Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer. The hearing was conducted almost entirely with lawyers at the bench speaking in hushed tones with the judge.

Hilton’s spokesman, Elliot Mintz, has said that at the time, Hilton wasn’t aware that her license had been suspended.

Not only is she forgetful - she's a liar.

source

Paula Acts The Diva - Passengers Laugh

Paula Abdul was booked on a sold-out Southwest Airlines flight from San Jose to Burbank. She demanded first class treatment even though there was no first class section on the airline.

“She asked to be let on the plane and seated first,” an “eyewitness” told the Star. When Abdul was told that only young children, people with disabilities and the elderly were allowed to board early, she reportedly declared, “But I’m famous! I need to go on first!”

A number of fellow passengers heard the exchange, and one shouted at her: “You’re no Sanjaya! You have to board like everyone else.” That, according to the source, prompted a round of laughter from the others — except Abdul.

Once boarding began, Abdul pushed her way in front of the rest of the passengers so that she did get on first, and tried to keep the seat next to her empty, telling others it was taken. Finally, a flight attendant told her she had to give up the seat because the flight was full. Abdul kept her head bowed and reportedly was “twitchy” during much of the trip.

source - msnbc

Guess Who?

Christina Ricci - Shopaholic

Christina Ricci has been ordered by her management to stop the obsessive purchasing. The actress who admits to replacing all the books on her shelves with shoes, was told to stop buying extravagant fashion items because it was causing havoc on her finances. Ricci, 27, says, "I was told by my business manager that I have to stop buying clothes. I'm not allowed to buy any more fur, no more jewellery. I spent a lot of money."

source

CLIP Of The Week

Jessica's Pants - Worst Ever

THIS is what Jessica Simpson wore out for a night on the town with girlfriends at Winston's last night. Horrific.

Linds Has Lost Her Mind....Again

Lindsay Lohan granted Allure Magazine a rather strange interview.

"When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe . . . When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me," the starlet eerily told the magazine. Lohan also discussed her quick stint in rehab, explaining that she doesn't plan to stop going out to clubs and partying and declaring, "That's my life!"

She also compared herself to Marilyn Monroe and claimed to be shocked she ended up needing treatment: "It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab." After clearly stating her plans to continue club-hopping and to keep her friends close for their protection, the conflicted party girl adds, "Everybody's tired of hearing things about me and them . . . I think it's just better for me to lie low and get better."

Huh?

source - Page Six