Two Fugs Don't Make A Right

I know I'm NOT the norm here but I just don't see the appeal of Johnny Depp anymore and I have NEVER understood the whole Orlando Bloom thing. Johnny is too in need of a shower and Orlando is just too damn wimpy for me.

No need to hate on me, but if you are a fan of either of these two, feel free to share to share the logic, I'm open.

Why Johnny wants to look like Keith Richards so bad is beyond me. As for Keith, here's what he had to say about the Disneyland Pirates Of The Caribbean III premiere the cast attended.

He said, "I feel like I'm on a sort of flashback acid trip. Disneyland is all about the imagination, and that sort of psychedelia can go in any direction, can't it? It can be quite dark, and it can be quite light and perfect here at the happiest place on Earth with the giant mice."

source - contactmusic

He Said It

“I’m going through great struggles, but I’m feeling pretty good. I have a lot of good support, particularly from my family. In difficult moments like this, it’s when a loving family shines through. There is a tunnel and there is a light and I will get there. In the meantime I really enjoy my work and my family. I see people worse off than me, so I can put it in perspective.”

~ Sir Paul McCartney
on how he is closer to his children than ever

John & Jessica - Still Dating?

Are these two back on OR just friends with benefits?

John, who split with Jessica last Monday, insiders say, because he needed more space - was seen exiting Jessica's hotel, the Soho Grand in New York, at 12 p.m. today. "He was looking really happy," an eyewitness tells In Touch. "He couldn't stop smiling."

A pal of Jessica's confirms, "They definitely went on a date last night," but says that the once-divorced star is taking the reunion one step at a time. Breaking up and making up has become routine for the pair. "She still loves him, but he's not stable," the friend explains. "He's scared of commitment. He breaks up with her and then regrets it and then begs her to get back together."

Maybe he doesn't like the colour orange and all the Dynasty dressing?

source

Lindsay Lohan's A FireCracker In Bed

I guess she can thank that 'firecrotch' of hers because new man, Calum Best has praised her lovemaking talents and has been sharing alot of details with friends.

Calum told friends about Lindsay during a night out the Stereo nightclub in New York this week and a source told the newspaper: “He told me Lindsay’s really insatiable when it comes to sex. [He said] ’she’s dynamite between the sheets… No girl I’ve ever slept with comes close’.”

The source went on to say: “Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex.

“Calum explained that because Lindsay was so fit he would often find it hard to keep up with her demands. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”

“He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.”

source via dlisted

Another Guess Who???

Who's that shopping at Kitson Kids??
I'll reveal the answers to both this one and Friday's sometime tomorrow........

This Photo Pleases Me

I may be really pregnant, but I'm nowhere near as big as Tori, post-baby. At least I don't think I am. Talk about thunder thighs. Props to Dean for the Canadian flag thing - you lucky Americans.

Alright, cue the comments from the offended on the weight thing...... but I mean come on, isn't Tori Spelling fair game?

Poor Paris - Not Even Ice Cream Can Cheer Her Up

She's really working her new shtick - never show the teeth, never let them see you smile. The new Paris - humble and grumpy.

Guess Who?

Ashton Takes It Into His Own Hands

While jostling through the streets of Manhattan yesterday, Ashton Kutcher turned his camera on the paparazzi who were in pursuit.

photo - US

Good God!

Oh Courtney - time for a cheeseburger!

He Said It

“It was not only the greatest thing that’s ever happened - it’s the only thing that’s ever happened to me. I helped give our daughter life and I feel she gave me life. Suddenly, you meet your reason to live, meet the future. It was like my birth in a way. I was born that day.”

~ Johnny Depp on daughter Lily Rose


Can I hear a collective - awwwwwwww?

source- ino

Liv Tyler Post

Whenever there's a Liv Tyler sighting - I just have to post it.
Here she is hailing a cab in New York yesterday.

photos - celebutopia

No More Wigs - Just Really Really Bad Hair

Looks like Britney's locks are long enough to glue on some cheap ass hair extensions. Here she is yesterday on two different occasions. Can't she afford better ones? Maybe she needs to ask Jessica if she can borrow Ken Paves for the weekend. At least he would be a slight improvement, you'd think.

Now we know why she hasn't taken off a headband in three days.

Jessica & John - It's Over?

Is it really true? Can it be? Gasp! It had only just begun......

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are said to of split a couple weeks ago. Apparently they have not completely severed contact, sometimes more than 6 phone calls a day, but it's a 'break'. Perhaps the 6 phone calls a day are part of the reason for the split? That would drive me nuts.

"They have broken up," says the source. "But they have broken up and gotten back together at least ten times before."

According to the source, the pair are in constant contact – even as Simpson promotes her film Major Movie Star at the Cannes Film Festival in France. "They talk to each other at least six times a day. I don't know if this breakup is permanent, but for right now they are broken up."

In fact, the pair have "been emailing and talking to each other," since Simpson went to Cannes, says a Simpson friend. "I'm sure they'll get back together."

As for why the two singers split, a friend of Mayer's says, "John did say that he broke up [with Jessica]. He said that it was because he was just over it." But the pal says there is no other woman. "He's fine about it, he's not upset – but he's definitely not looking for someone right now."

A source who spoke with Mayer recently says the breakup came as a surprise: "Whenever I've seen them, they've been tight and together. I've never seen them argue or anything."

Still, Mayer didn't appear to be taking the split too hard on Thursday. The rocker stayed out until nearly 4 a.m. partying at New York hotspot Stereo. He sat at a back table in the VIP area where he drank two glasses of Jack Daniels and hung out with friends, according to sources.

source - People

Happy Friday!

Oh those rowdy Curling fans........

He Said It

"My greatest competition is, well, me. I'm the Ali of

today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob

Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all

the other greats that have come before us. "

- R Kelly

Sounds like he and Kanye share the same ego.
I think I'm going to barf.

Hopeless

CLIP Of The Week

She Said It

“I’m like, ‘Okay, who’s going to give me a job?’
There are 100 scripts out there and there are only two roles,
and one is for Cameron Diaz and one is for Julia Roberts.”

~ Debra Messing
on how hard it is to get work after a sitcom

Guess Who? Revealed!

Looks like all the exercise Reese Witherspoon
has been doing has really paid off. She's looking very tiny.

Congrats to Miss Angel who was first to guess this one right.

Paris Behind Bars No More Than 23 Days

Looks like Paris' prayers have been answered. Let the 'special treatment' begin.......

Paris Hilton will serve about half of her 45-day jail sentence and will be separated from the general inmate population, authorities said Wednesday.

The hotel heiress will spend about 23 days in a "special needs housing unit" at the Century Regional Detention Center in suburban Lynwood, Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said.

Her sentence was shortened after jail officials gave her credit for good behavior, Whitmore said. Officials considered several factors in calculating the credit, including that she appeared for her latest court date, he said.

Hilton will stay in a unit that contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates, he said.

Like everyone else in the 2,200-inmate facility, Hilton will get at least an hour outside her cell each day to shower, watch television, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, he said.

source - nydailynews

Another Mr. Wrong For Lindsay

Looks like Lindsay can't find Mr. Right - only a bunch of Mr. Right-Nows.

Lindsay Lohan and her new bad-boy-toy, Calum Best, at the Soho Grand on Monday night. Sources told Page Six the "screamfest" started in the penthouse and ended up in the lobby. "Calum's clothes were torn, and after a few minutes, they got back into the elevator and went back to their room," said one onlooker. Lohan and Best were first spotted together last week at a Nylon magazine party at Tenjune and then seen frolicking in the Bahamas. Lohan seemed unfazed by reports of her British beau canoodling with another girl in the islands Friday night - but Best's raunchy behavior at Cipriani Downtown on Sunday might have sent her over the edge. Our spies saw Best "collecting numbers from all the models" every time Lohan's back was turned. On Tuesday, it was Lohan's turn to make Best jealous. He followed her to Stereo for the Bloody Social concert where she spent more time with her friends. One of Lohan's male pals was overheard saying, "All her friends wish Calum would go back to London. He's just using her." Lohan's rep had no comment.

source - PageSix

Guess Who?

Guess who took a jog in Brentwood yesterday?

Jessica Alba Heats Up GQ

It's getting hot it here. Jessica Alba looks great when she takes off her clothes.

Here's a bunch of total hotness from the June 2007 issue of GQ.

Caught!

Looks like there is finally a photo of Justin Timberlake and rumoured new lady-friend, Jessica Biel. I mean, it looks like her from the side at least, but why only one photo out there if it really is 'the couple'??

JT has invited stunning actress Jessica Biel to join him on the UK leg of his tour, and they spent the weekend together in Manchester where he was staying in a suite at the Lowry Hotel. Their low-key date included a trip to Old Trafford football stadium, where they watched Manchester United lose to London's West Ham.

source - Hello!

Dunzo!

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora broke up about two months ago, her rep confirms. Although they were no longer a couple, last month they attended the funeral in New Jersey for Sambora's father, who died of lung cancer on April 21. "Denise ended things but wanted to be there for him as a friend," a source close to Richards tells PEOPLE. A Sambora source calls the split "amicable." "They did break up about a month prior to Richie's dad's death," says the source. "She came to the funeral to support him. He needs to focus on his daughter Ava and wishes Denise and her kids all the best."

I hope the year spent with Richie was worth treating Heather Locklear like shit.

Getting Hot Poolside

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are now living together and things still look like they're hot and heavy. Here the couple are enjoying the pool at Atlantis in the Bahamas on the weekend.

photos - celebutopia

Guess Who? Revealed!

Anon's right - it's Davey Jones, the cute Monkee.

He Said It

"If I had a thousand d**ks I wouldn't stick one inside Britney Spears."

~ Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Watch Yourself

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