Guess Who? Revealed!

Looks like all the exercise Reese Witherspoon
has been doing has really paid off. She's looking very tiny.

Congrats to Miss Angel who was first to guess this one right.

Paris Behind Bars No More Than 23 Days

Looks like Paris' prayers have been answered. Let the 'special treatment' begin.......

Paris Hilton will serve about half of her 45-day jail sentence and will be separated from the general inmate population, authorities said Wednesday.

The hotel heiress will spend about 23 days in a "special needs housing unit" at the Century Regional Detention Center in suburban Lynwood, Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said.

Her sentence was shortened after jail officials gave her credit for good behavior, Whitmore said. Officials considered several factors in calculating the credit, including that she appeared for her latest court date, he said.

Hilton will stay in a unit that contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates, he said.

Like everyone else in the 2,200-inmate facility, Hilton will get at least an hour outside her cell each day to shower, watch television, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, he said.

source - nydailynews

Another Mr. Wrong For Lindsay

Looks like Lindsay can't find Mr. Right - only a bunch of Mr. Right-Nows.

Lindsay Lohan and her new bad-boy-toy, Calum Best, at the Soho Grand on Monday night. Sources told Page Six the "screamfest" started in the penthouse and ended up in the lobby. "Calum's clothes were torn, and after a few minutes, they got back into the elevator and went back to their room," said one onlooker. Lohan and Best were first spotted together last week at a Nylon magazine party at Tenjune and then seen frolicking in the Bahamas. Lohan seemed unfazed by reports of her British beau canoodling with another girl in the islands Friday night - but Best's raunchy behavior at Cipriani Downtown on Sunday might have sent her over the edge. Our spies saw Best "collecting numbers from all the models" every time Lohan's back was turned. On Tuesday, it was Lohan's turn to make Best jealous. He followed her to Stereo for the Bloody Social concert where she spent more time with her friends. One of Lohan's male pals was overheard saying, "All her friends wish Calum would go back to London. He's just using her." Lohan's rep had no comment.

source - PageSix

Guess Who?

Guess who took a jog in Brentwood yesterday?

Jessica Alba Heats Up GQ

It's getting hot it here. Jessica Alba looks great when she takes off her clothes.

Here's a bunch of total hotness from the June 2007 issue of GQ.

Caught!

Looks like there is finally a photo of Justin Timberlake and rumoured new lady-friend, Jessica Biel. I mean, it looks like her from the side at least, but why only one photo out there if it really is 'the couple'??

JT has invited stunning actress Jessica Biel to join him on the UK leg of his tour, and they spent the weekend together in Manchester where he was staying in a suite at the Lowry Hotel. Their low-key date included a trip to Old Trafford football stadium, where they watched Manchester United lose to London's West Ham.

source - Hello!

Dunzo!

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora broke up about two months ago, her rep confirms. Although they were no longer a couple, last month they attended the funeral in New Jersey for Sambora's father, who died of lung cancer on April 21. "Denise ended things but wanted to be there for him as a friend," a source close to Richards tells PEOPLE. A Sambora source calls the split "amicable." "They did break up about a month prior to Richie's dad's death," says the source. "She came to the funeral to support him. He needs to focus on his daughter Ava and wishes Denise and her kids all the best."

I hope the year spent with Richie was worth treating Heather Locklear like shit.

Getting Hot Poolside

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are now living together and things still look like they're hot and heavy. Here the couple are enjoying the pool at Atlantis in the Bahamas on the weekend.

photos - celebutopia

Guess Who? Revealed!

Anon's right - it's Davey Jones, the cute Monkee.

He Said It

"If I had a thousand d**ks I wouldn't stick one inside Britney Spears."

~ Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Watch Yourself

Keep an eye out for these haute little watches. These timepieces from Bobby H Bobby have a sporty look but still manage to look polished. The bands are made from a weightless, see-through acrylic. Available in 3 styles and in a ton of colours. I'm partial to the white one from the Clear Series $150 Cdn. Creators, siblings Robert and Leigh Herzig of Toronto, will donate $5 from every watch sold to help people affected by the crisis in Darfur. They have a great website too - check it out - BobbyHBobbyYou can order by phone or online - we all know how I love to shop........

Meet The Tylers

The Tylers were in the Bahamas at Atlantis to celebrate the opening of Cove this weekend. Steven and his two daughters, Liv and Chelsea.

Just like Liv, Chelsea is a total knock-out.

Movie Bombed But Still A Day In The Sun

Lindsay Lohan's latest film, Georgia Rule tanked this opening weekend, bringing in a meager 5.9 million. That didn't stop Linds from enjoying the beach in the Bahamas with a few pals and new beau, Callum Best this weekend.

Just Asking

Page Six offers up three juicy blind items this week. You guess, I guess.....

WHICH buffed-out Hollywood star - who loves showing off his bulging muscles - wishes he were a little more bulging in another department? According to people who've seen him naked, he's overcompensating with muscles he can make bigger . . .

WHICH actor - married with child - and known to have been gay during his years on stage - showed up at the premiere of his film at the Tribeca Film Festival with a boy described by onlookers as a lookalike? . . .

WHICH grizzled action hero has been consuming so much alcohol and cocaine it's affecting his work? He can't remember his lines, and then loses his temper.

She Said It

“I had the nickname Bugsy, for Bugs Bunny, because I had buck teeth. I still have buck teeth, but then I was only like 70 pounds, so they really stood out. I never got braces because I am OK with my imperfections. In fact, I like to accentuate my buck teeth when I smile. I just have a big old smile. I never cover my mouth.”

~ Eva Mendes

Guess Who?

Ethan Hawke - Ummm Ew

Not Silicone, Just The Cutlets

Speculation has been swirling for months that Paris did indeed get a boob job. She has been seen around town with visibly larger breasts, but the celebutard claims that her ample cleavage is all thanks to an impressive push-up bra and those good ol' chicken cutlets.

Paris insists she would never undergo breast augmentation because it looks "cheesy".

"When I was a teenager I really wanted a boob job. But when I turned 17, I thought 'Ewww, it's so cheesy! I'd never do that.' And now I'd be too scared. I hate needles and even think about things like that. Boob jobs look so bad - they just make you look like a stripper."

Paris revealed it was her father who put her off the idea of getting breast implants.

"Years ago, I asked my dad for a boob job and he said it would cheapen my image."

source

Wow. I never thought I'd see the day that I actually agree with Paris Hilton about something. Boob jobs do cheapen the image - only Paris' image couldn't get any cheaper......

Harry Potter - After The Series

The May 21, 2007 edition of Time Magazine offers some possible sequels for the Harry Potter series, following JK Rowling's final edition.......... A couple of these are genius.

source - ONTD

Vaughn Possibly Turning UFO Test Station Into Bar

Vince Vaughn is looking to buy one of the Church of Scientology's former Hollywood headquarters and set up his production office and a bar there. He has made a 5.6 million dollar offer to buy the property the Scientologists once shared with a real estate broker on Hollywood Boulevard. According to insiders, Vaughn plans to set up offices on the top floor, while becoming Los Angeles' latest celebrity bar owner by turning the downstairs area into a stylish bar. That's money baby.

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Orange You Glad You Didn't Say Banana

Christina Aguilera looks like she just bathed in carrot juice.
Jessica, Christina and Lindsay need a new look, this one isn't working.

She Said It

"I just like to bitch. I'm the kind of person,
you invite me on a private jet,
and I'm not thankful.
I go, 'How do they not have a cappuccino maker?'"

~ Leah Remini

Hatched!

Jaime Pressly and her deejay fiancé, Eric Cubiche, welcomed a baby boy, Dezi James, on Friday, her rep tells PEOPLE. Baby was born at 7:31 a.m. in Los Angeles and weighed 6 lbs. 4 oz.


Above is a shot of Jaime from just two days ago. She looks even smaller than me and I still have over two months to go. I am seriously looking more like Salma Hayek - HUGE.

Happy Mother's Day To Sheryl Crow

Sheryl Crow announced on her website today that she has adopted a son. It is the first child for the new 'single mom'.

Announcing.....

Hey Everybody, I am so excited to share with you guys that I've adopted a little boy ..he was born 2 weeks ago.

His name is Wyatt (after my dad) Steven (after my little brother and Scooter) and we are enjoying some very private family time. Just wanted you to be the first to know.

Lots of love,

Sheryl.

For Someone Who Spends So Much Time Shopping...

Surely she could buy something less ridiculous at least half the time? Britney wore this get-up while shopping yesterday. Just goes to show you money doesn't buy you taste - something even more apparent these days.

Happy Friday!

Have a great day everyone!

I'm off to the dentist this a.m. so will post this afternoon.

Jane Fonda Wants To Sex You Up

Jane Fonda has her mind set on making an erotic film. The 70 year old actress wants to prove that elderly couples still have active and fulfilling sex lives.

She says, "They're not knocking down the doors of someone almost 70 in Hollywood. I want to make an erotic movie about a woman over 70. There's this cultural vacuum that, when you hit a certain age, you're not sexual anymore. The contrary is true. We'll see if I can do it. Got to get it written first. I've already mapped out the love scene."

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