Meet The Tylers

The Tylers were in the Bahamas at Atlantis to celebrate the opening of Cove this weekend. Steven and his two daughters, Liv and Chelsea.

Just like Liv, Chelsea is a total knock-out.

Movie Bombed But Still A Day In The Sun

Lindsay Lohan's latest film, Georgia Rule tanked this opening weekend, bringing in a meager 5.9 million. That didn't stop Linds from enjoying the beach in the Bahamas with a few pals and new beau, Callum Best this weekend.

Just Asking

Page Six offers up three juicy blind items this week. You guess, I guess.....

WHICH buffed-out Hollywood star - who loves showing off his bulging muscles - wishes he were a little more bulging in another department? According to people who've seen him naked, he's overcompensating with muscles he can make bigger . . .

WHICH actor - married with child - and known to have been gay during his years on stage - showed up at the premiere of his film at the Tribeca Film Festival with a boy described by onlookers as a lookalike? . . .

WHICH grizzled action hero has been consuming so much alcohol and cocaine it's affecting his work? He can't remember his lines, and then loses his temper.

She Said It

“I had the nickname Bugsy, for Bugs Bunny, because I had buck teeth. I still have buck teeth, but then I was only like 70 pounds, so they really stood out. I never got braces because I am OK with my imperfections. In fact, I like to accentuate my buck teeth when I smile. I just have a big old smile. I never cover my mouth.”

~ Eva Mendes

Guess Who?

Ethan Hawke - Ummm Ew

Not Silicone, Just The Cutlets

Speculation has been swirling for months that Paris did indeed get a boob job. She has been seen around town with visibly larger breasts, but the celebutard claims that her ample cleavage is all thanks to an impressive push-up bra and those good ol' chicken cutlets.

Paris insists she would never undergo breast augmentation because it looks "cheesy".

"When I was a teenager I really wanted a boob job. But when I turned 17, I thought 'Ewww, it's so cheesy! I'd never do that.' And now I'd be too scared. I hate needles and even think about things like that. Boob jobs look so bad - they just make you look like a stripper."

Paris revealed it was her father who put her off the idea of getting breast implants.

"Years ago, I asked my dad for a boob job and he said it would cheapen my image."

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Wow. I never thought I'd see the day that I actually agree with Paris Hilton about something. Boob jobs do cheapen the image - only Paris' image couldn't get any cheaper......

Harry Potter - After The Series

The May 21, 2007 edition of Time Magazine offers some possible sequels for the Harry Potter series, following JK Rowling's final edition.......... A couple of these are genius.

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Vaughn Possibly Turning UFO Test Station Into Bar

Vince Vaughn is looking to buy one of the Church of Scientology's former Hollywood headquarters and set up his production office and a bar there. He has made a 5.6 million dollar offer to buy the property the Scientologists once shared with a real estate broker on Hollywood Boulevard. According to insiders, Vaughn plans to set up offices on the top floor, while becoming Los Angeles' latest celebrity bar owner by turning the downstairs area into a stylish bar. That's money baby.

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Orange You Glad You Didn't Say Banana

Christina Aguilera looks like she just bathed in carrot juice.
Jessica, Christina and Lindsay need a new look, this one isn't working.

She Said It

"I just like to bitch. I'm the kind of person,
you invite me on a private jet,
and I'm not thankful.
I go, 'How do they not have a cappuccino maker?'"

~ Leah Remini

Hatched!

Jaime Pressly and her deejay fiancé, Eric Cubiche, welcomed a baby boy, Dezi James, on Friday, her rep tells PEOPLE. Baby was born at 7:31 a.m. in Los Angeles and weighed 6 lbs. 4 oz.


Above is a shot of Jaime from just two days ago. She looks even smaller than me and I still have over two months to go. I am seriously looking more like Salma Hayek - HUGE.

Happy Mother's Day To Sheryl Crow

Sheryl Crow announced on her website today that she has adopted a son. It is the first child for the new 'single mom'.

Announcing.....

Hey Everybody, I am so excited to share with you guys that I've adopted a little boy ..he was born 2 weeks ago.

His name is Wyatt (after my dad) Steven (after my little brother and Scooter) and we are enjoying some very private family time. Just wanted you to be the first to know.

Lots of love,

Sheryl.

For Someone Who Spends So Much Time Shopping...

Surely she could buy something less ridiculous at least half the time? Britney wore this get-up while shopping yesterday. Just goes to show you money doesn't buy you taste - something even more apparent these days.

Happy Friday!

Have a great day everyone!

I'm off to the dentist this a.m. so will post this afternoon.

Jane Fonda Wants To Sex You Up

Jane Fonda has her mind set on making an erotic film. The 70 year old actress wants to prove that elderly couples still have active and fulfilling sex lives.

She says, "They're not knocking down the doors of someone almost 70 in Hollywood. I want to make an erotic movie about a woman over 70. There's this cultural vacuum that, when you hit a certain age, you're not sexual anymore. The contrary is true. We'll see if I can do it. Got to get it written first. I've already mapped out the love scene."

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Mini-Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld, 53, with his oldest daughter Sascha, 6, at the 2007 Children`s Champion Awards. He and wife Jessica have two other children, both boys, Julian, 4, and Shepherd, 1 1/2.

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Angelina Starts Talking... And Talking And Talking

In the June issue of Reader's Digest, Angelina Jolie talks about life as a mother of four and life with Brad.

On how Brad changed her life:
I met this amazing person, and we realized we had very similar views on how we wanted to live our lives. It's happened quickly, with so many children. Yesterday, picking up the kids from school, Brad turned around in the car, and there were three of them. He couldn't stop laughing. We love them and are having a great time.

On getting pregnant with Shiloh:
Before I met Brad, I always said I was happy never to have a child biologically. He told me he hadn't given up that thought. Then, a few months after Z came home, I saw Brad with her and Mad, and I realized how much he loved them, that a biological child would not in any way be a threat. So I said, "I want to try."

On the topic of more children:
More biological, more adopted.

On who provides the discipline:
When it comes to the boys, it's Brad, and with the girls, it's me. It's not intentional, but Z can pretty much get anything she wants from her dad. Brad's like a strong father with the boys.

On finding time to be alone with Brad:
Right now, that's our problem! We hang out. We try to talk over the swing set. We'll have a date night once everybody is settled...we'll get them occupied with a movie and popcorn and try to run off and lock the door for a bit.

On whether she and Brad argue:
Not really. We'll get into issues about global events or something that was just on the news.

On Brad as a partner:
He encourages the right things. If I've had a full day and just really been a hands-on mom, he'll make a point to let me know that's something he's proud of. If I'm writing an Op-Ed, he's the first person to want to read the drafts. I could be dressed up in the sexiest outfit for a photo shoot, and by his behavior, he'll let me know that's nice, but it's nothing as sexy as when I'm home surrounded by the kids or reading books, educating myself. He slows me down to kind of get it right, to relax into the strength of my family and the love.

source - USMagazine.com

Melanie G Has Gnarly Knees

Yes I realize Melenie Griffith is 49 but the knees
need a lift to keep up with her face........

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Becks Has A New Do

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Kate Bosworth is looking happy and healthy these days, a much needed change. Seems her and British boyfriend, model James Rousseau, are inseparable these days. The couple were spotted on Wednesday on the streets of New York, just a couple days after returning from their Hawaiian vacation.

She even eats hot dogs now. I'm so proud.

Goldie Hawn Shows Vancouver Some Love

Goldie Hawn appeared as a guest host on The View yesterday, and praised the beauty and people of Vancouver. She said that moving to Vancouver was one of the best things that her family had ever done. Hawn recalled how she and longtime partner Kurt Russell moved from California to Canada so their son Wyatt could play hockey.

"Let me tell you something, life in Vancouver is different," said Hawn. "It's very different. It's beautiful, people live an alternative lifestyle. It was fabulous. Freeing."

Rosie O'Donnell also praised Vancouver's beauty.

Hawn and Russell moved back to California last year. Wyatt, 20, spent the 2006 hockey season in Ontario playing goalie for the Brampton Capitals.

The famous couple sold their 6,800-square-foot Tudor-style home on Cypress Street in the Shaughnessy neighbourhood of Vancouver earlier this year for a reported $5.4 million CDN (4.8 mil US). The mansion has five bedrooms, eight bathrooms, a games room, gym, sauna and theatre.

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John Mayer - Big Improvement, More Doable

John Mayer must of let his girlfriend's hairdresser, Ken Paves, get his hands on that hair of his. Oh what a good haircut can do..........

Nice Legs, Shame About The Face

Cameron Diaz arriving at TRL yesterday wearing a
rather peculiar mini-skirt overall ensemble.

CLIP Of The Week

Naomi Campbell - Community Service? Yes. Drab? Never!

Naomi Campbell graces the cover of the June 2007 issue of W Magazine. Pick it up to read all about a Day In The Life of Naomi.

"What I wear walking into my community service has no connection to what I'm going to do when I get inside. This is how I dress, and this is how I carry myself. What do they expect me to do—walk in looking all drib and drab? I've never looked drib and drab in my life."

Check out this issue of W and read all about it, with photos by Steven Klein.

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Paris - A Total Idiot

Not even a week after being sentenced to driving without a license, Paris was photographed driving her Bentley yesterday. She is dumber than first expected.

She had pleaded with the judge that she now understands what it means when you are suspended from driving and that it won't happen again. God is she stupid.

Lock her up.

Guess Who? Revealed!

Not really a hard one, but the photo made me look twice.

It's Ally Sheedy at a Tribeca Film Fest Gala last week.

Congrats to Scottsdale Girl who was first to guess!

Hot Shot

Marky Walberg snapped while walking in Hollywood, looking fine.

Guess Who?

and it's not Beetlejuice......

Paula's Behavior Still Puzzles

Paula Abdul's unprofessional behavior has cost her a multi-million dollar deal that included both a fragrance and a cosmetic line. During a meeting with executives, Paula proceeded to answer her cell phone and shoo them away when they attempted to get her attention.

Paula Abdul can’t seem to get her life on track, so she’s hired… a “personal life coach” to get her through the downward spiral that began when she lost a multimillion-dollar deal for her own fragrance and cosmetics line, according to sources…

And Paula could have used a coach in the room when she blew the deal by taking a personal call on her cell phone during the middle of a business meeting with the company’s chief execs!

Having her own fragrance and cosmetics line would have allowed Paula to never worry about money again, said a former business associate.

“But her rude and thoughtless behavior irked executives so much thaey decided to take a pass on Paula.”

According to an insider, Abdul was in the midst of a crucial meeting with the company’s honchos when she started gabbing on her cell phone. The CEO tried getting her attention, but Paula “cut him off, wagging a finger at him and continued to jabber away while everyone waited for her to finish the call.”

The meeting went downhill from there, and the deal fell apart soon after.

[From The National Enquirer print edition, May 17, 2007]

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Jessica Simpson - No Dumb Blonde

She's a dumb brunette!

Now sporting a new dark 'do, the singer/actress has come clean about her hair. Jessica Simpson reveals, "I am a natural brunette, people don't know that about me. I was really blond as a kid, but then I just started getting darker and darker." Her new look has given Simpson the courage to add a few pounds to her slender frame. She adds, "I've really become very comfortable in who I am and my skin and just feeling beautiful five pounds heavier."

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They Should Sell A Sh!tload

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