CLIP Of The Week

Looks like the Martians are into techno. A true Sesame Street Classic.

Happy Friday!

Mariah Ain't Got NOTHIN' On Eminem

Great Unicorns Batman!

Mariah Carey has always said, "Eminem who?". Though her latest video and single portray the real Slim Shady as an "Obsessed" fan, she has always maintained that Slim was a liar and that they have never spent time together. So why bother writing a song and making a video then Crazy?

So tonight Eminem fights back with a quick track of his own. The Warning. This serves as as warning to Mariah to STFU or admit to hooking up. This also serves as a warning to all you hoes who wanna date a rapper. Don't.

From the first word.... hilarious.



Call yourself burned Mariah. Mariah On Fiah! This is a sick track. Hands down it's a way fatter track than Mariah's, and that's probably the best reward.

So if Mariah dares to deny..... Eminen has threatened with photos. Oh I hope this isn't the end of the battle.

STFU and Other News...

George Clooney has a new piece. - Yeeeah!

Lauren Conrad thinks her book should be a movie. - The Evil Beet

Tara Reid in St Tropez and in a bikini. I dare ya. - The Superficial

Bachelorette should have picked Reid. Idiot! Engaged to Ed. Thud. - Celebrity Smack

Taylor Momsen thinks she's too mature for boys her age. Pft. - People

Say Something Nice

Dreamboat is back and living up to his name.... literally.
It's K FED ladies and gents. Try to keep your panties on.

I've Never Been One For A Church Wedding but...

THIS has to be the best attempt at a walk down the aisle that I've ever seen. If this doesn't put a smile on your face.... you are even more cold and bitter than you first thought.

Happy Friday!

Letterman Could Care Less About Twitter

David Letterman was completely unimpressed with Kevin Spacey's
Twitter sales pitch last night.

CLIP Of The Week

Stephen Baldwin: Bankrupt

Actor Stephen Baldwin, pictured above with his daughter shopping last week in Hollywood, filed for bankruptcy in New York on Tuesday, according to a court document that says he is millions in debt.

The 43-year-old actor filed for Chapter 11 protection claiming he owes more than $2.3 million and owns a New York property valued at only $1.1 million. His wife, Kennya Baldwin, also is named in the document.

Baldwin owes about $1.2 million on two mortgages on the New York property and more than $1 million in taxes. He also has credit card debt, court papers showed.

A lawyer for Baldwin had no comment.

source - yahoo

Guess Who? Revealed!

This ass fooled NONE of you. Hilary Duff it is.
Congrats to "gossiper" who guess it first.

Seth Rogen Thinks Entourage Sucks

I don't know.... tell me what you think after you've read on. I'm kind of disappointed in Seth. He could have taken the high road and said he thought the rip in the last episode was funny. Maybe he and Ellin have a past.... something more serious? Time will tell. Stay tuned for a rebuttal.

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The writers of Entourage went after Seth Rogen on Sunday nights episode, calling his “ugliness…oddly fascinating” in a debate over whether the actor could possibly tap a Katherine Heigl-type in real life.

When asked if he has checked out the episode by E!’s Daily 10, Rogen surprisingly responded:

“Yeah, those guys are assholes. I actually ran into Matt…(Kevin Dillon) in a Starbucks. And he’s like ‘you know, I’ve got to kind of apologize because apparently the guy who created our show doesn’t like you so much.’ And I said ‘well I have reason to believe because I think [showrunner] Doug Ellin is a moron from all I can understand so it makes sense he doesn’t like me.’ And I’ve kind of said some disparaging things about the show. Although in our defense, [producer] Mark Wahlberg called us misogynistic in an interview, so I think they kind of started that…It’s on. Luckily I never have and never plan on watching Entourage.”

Izzy Just Won't Die

Still alive. Still complaining. Keep it up Heigl and there will be more 17 hour days where that came from. I refuse to watch another season of Izzy talking to the dead or fleeing from 'the light'. Next.



Here she is walking into her taping of Letterman yesterday giving her very best Natalie Portman impression.

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Katherine Heigl may be back to work on the set of Grey’s Anatomy, but according to the actress, it hasn’t been a super-happy homecoming.

“Our first day back was Wednesday and it was — I’m going to keep saying this because I hope it embarrasses them — a 17-hour day,” Heigl told David Letterman during a visit to the Late Show on Monday, “which I think is cruel and mean.”

One reason for her lack of pep: her good pal T.R. Knight’s departure from the show.

“It was actually kind of really great to be back,” she said. “All my friends are there and at this point, they’re sort of like family, but it was a little weird because [T.R.]’s not there anymore.”

As open as she is about her feelings about the show, Heigl remained tight-lipped about the fate of her character, who was last seen in an ambiguous scene after undergoing surgery for a brain tumor. “You last saw Izzie, you know, flatlining,” she told Letterman. “So, I won’t give it away but, you know, I’m there so I’m either there as a ghost, on the other side or I survived a disease no one survives.”

“I’m guessing if you’re working 17 hours, that means you’re not dead,” Letterman observed.

Heigl’s reply: “What if, however, Dave, I was in a bed in a coma for 17 hours, they could do that to me.”

Despite the long days shooting the medical drama, Heigl said she hopes Grey’s Anatomy, which returns to ABC on Sept. 24, will stick around for a while.

“We have another two years, I think, at least in the contract,” she said. “Hopefully the show goes, you know, ER time, which would be cool.”

source - People

Guess Who?

Happy Friday!

Um.... Say Something Nice.

Yes. That's Brendan Fraser.

Colours Colours

Very Pregnant Nicole Richie Hits The Beach

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie spent their Sunday hitting the surf of Malibu. She looks 100 times hotter in a bikini, big and pregnant, than I do right now and that's sad.

Ryan Seacrest Lives At The End Of A Rainbow

That little engine that could, Ryan Seacrest, has closed a major three-year deal with CKX, parent of "Idol" producer 19 Entertainment, worth $15 million per year. That's 45 million kids. This sh!tty economy sure ain't affecting him any.

Under the pact, which is believed to be the richest ever for a reality host, Seacrest will be exclusive to CKX in broadcast TV primetime to host "Idol" or any CKX-produced show that might succeed it.

The pact, which had been in the works for the past several weeks, more than triples his previous salary of slightly less than $5 million per season.

"Idol" producers 19, FremantleMedia North America and Fox all declined to comment on Seacrest's new deal, as did his attorneys. The pact is expected to be announced Monday.

Seacrest has a separate cable deal with Comcast and is E! Entertainment's lead anchor. He also produces such shows as E!'s "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and ABC's upcoming Jamie Oliver reality series.

With Seacrest's renegotiation out of the way, the "Idol" producers will focus on securing the show's judges for next season.

source - Yahoonews

Jessica Simpson Dumped On Eve Of Her Birthday

Was it the Eve of that ever so fretful 29th Birthday that ended it? Was she pressuring him for kids and marriage? Was her planned Barbie & Ken party just to damn much? Probably. And being the insensitive f&ck that he is - Tony Romo dumped girlfriend Jessica Simpson and then went out the night of her Birthday and got loaded with his buddies.

"She is heartbroken," says the source. "She loves Tony. But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways."

The Dallas Cowboys quarterback fueled breakup rumors when he showed up with about 14 friends at the Hollywood hotspot MyHouse on Friday night without the birthday girl, a source tells PEOPLE.

"He had quite a few girls stop by his dance floor table," says an onlooker. "Romo was sipping Grey Goose and having a fun time with the boys."

Simpson’s rep had no comment. Romo's rep could not be reached for comment.

Simpson had planned to throw a Barbie and Ken-themed party for her birthday, but it fell through, according to a message she wrote on her Twitter page (of-f&cking-course) Saturday. "Barbie party didn't happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER!" she wrote.

On Saturday night, Romo spoke to a group of well-heeled sports memorabilia collectors at the Los Angeles Sports Museum of Los Angeles. He "blushed" when a woman asked about his relationship with Jessica Simpson, according to the L.A. Daily News.

The source close to Simpson is sad that the longtime couple broke up. "They were good together for along time," says the source. "But I guess it wasn't meant to be."

Although Simpson's heart might be broken, she seems to remain hopeful about love. On Sunday, she Tweeted, "Everyone needs to know that hope floats ... grab the strings and pull it back to you." Three hours later, she wrote, "Falling asleep with my mom and the dogs. Please lord give all of my beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family rest. Bring all of us peace."

Oh shut up and be real Jessica. You are once again unlucky in love. Love hurts and so do you. I hear Nick Lachey is single again. You two really should reconsider. Your careers have never been the same since.

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Happy Friday!

Mary-Louis Parker Shows Esquire Some Skin

Season 5 of Weeds is off to a hot and bothered kind of great start. It's star, Mary-Louis Parker, is the hotness at 45. It's nice to see a 40 year old looking hot and not slutty, and who doesn't look stuck in a wind tunnel. Check out these two sexy shots from the August issue of Esquire. She looks amazing.

And if you want MJ to read you a bedtime story... and really, who wouldn't? Watch the clip below.

Who Doesn't J'Adore Dior?

Women's Wear Daily's coverage of the Fall Couture Collections in Paris begins this week with Dior.

“In this economic climate, I want to focus on the established codes of Dior: the Bar jacket, the panther, the lily of the valley,” John Galliano said of his approach for Christian Dior this fall.

To read the entire review and watch video of Christian Dior Couture Fall 2009 collection - CLICK HERE.



Photos courtesy of Women's Wear Daily

Jason Bateman Does Details

Jason Bateman, now 40, has finally hit his stride. The new father of twin girls graces the pages and the cover of the August issue of Details.

The issue hits the stands next week.

On stopping his drug use: “Booze was what would make me want to stay out all night and do some blow or smoke a joint or whatever, so shutting that off was key. It’s like ketchup and French fries – I don’t want one without the other. So that’s the moment: Do you want to continue to be great at being in your twenties, or do you want to step up and graduate into adulthood?”

On his partying ways: “It was like Risky Business for 10 years. My parents were out of town, they left me a bunch of money, the car, and the house, and I didn’t know when they were coming home. I’d worked so hard that by the time I was 20, I wanted to play hard. And I did that really well.”

Jennifer Aniston on Bateman: “Even though he was pretty wild in those days, something about those dimples and that sweet face made you go, ‘Oh, it’s okay that you just drove up the street backwards in a Range Rover with the door wide open.’ I don’t know what was happening there. You feel instantly safe in his company.”


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Too Good To Waste - Well...I Mean BAD

My hub just sent me this clip to sicken me. But instead of quickly deleting, I saved this little gem for you. I didn't get past the first 20 seconds. I didn't need to. This is GOLD. If you can go further - you are a stronger being than I. And as they say.... I hope you've had your lunch.

This just might be, the funniest first 15 seconds of a video, that I have EVER SEEN. Celine Dion gives us Canadians a bad name.

My eyes!

Happy Friday!

I could post hundreds of these. Literally.
Jessica Simpsons' singing face gets me everytime.
And she gives it. Every. Single. Time.
Happy Friday Everyone!